Friday, August 19, 2011

This seems like a good note on which to return to blogging

I want her self-confidence
Recipe for Amazing Awfulness: 
Combine:
  • 1 stand-up bass
  • 1 kazoo
  • 1 tamborine
  • 1 severely off-key voice 
  • 1 lacy dress
  • 1 pair of Vans from the 90s
Directions:
  • Find and put on semi-dressy dress.   Make sure it shows some cleavage.
  • Put on low-rise socks with Vans shoes.  Take tamborine, attach to right shoe. 
  • Take kazoo.  Either place in mouth to play or in cleavage for holding.
  • Take popular songs (i.e. "House of the Rising Sun" and "Walk the Line") and distort them so that they're virtually unrecognizable. 
 What you get:



People will be awestruck and scared, yet entertained.
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4 comments:

  1. A wife, mom, student, empolyeeAugust 19, 2011 at 8:55 AM

    hahahahaha! I was thinking this HAS to be a joke...But then again, I think that in Santa Cruz all the time, and alas, it never is:)

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  2. AnonymousAugust 19, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    Oh how I miss California!

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  3. jpw226August 19, 2011 at 9:34 PM

    Now I know why I drive. Oh yeah, we don't have a transit system either.

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  4. ZandraAugust 20, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    ahahahahahaha, that is AWESOME.

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