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| I want her self-confidence |
Recipe for Amazing Awfulness:
Combine:
- 1 stand-up bass
- 1 kazoo
- 1 tamborine
- 1 severely off-key voice
- 1 lacy dress
- 1 pair of Vans from the 90s
Directions:
- Find and put on semi-dressy dress. Make sure it shows some cleavage.
- Put on low-rise socks with Vans shoes. Take tamborine, attach to right shoe.
- Take kazoo. Either place in mouth to play or in cleavage for holding.
- Take popular songs (i.e. "House of the Rising Sun" and "Walk the Line") and distort them so that they're virtually unrecognizable.
What you get:
People will be awestruck and scared, yet entertained.
